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The husband replies, “That's not possible.”
The wife insists, “Well, it has water in the carbeurator.”
“You cannot have water in the carbeurator,” says the husband.
“Well,” says the wife, “my car has it.”
The husband gets up and sighs, “OK, fine. Where is the car?”
The wife points toward the backyard, “In the swimming pool.”
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It already matches the kitchen appliances.
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I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...
Thanks again!
John Smith
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