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laugh lines
 
 
Man to wife: 'Boy, you are getting old, look at all the wrinkles you are getting!'

Wife: 'They aren't wrinkles, they're laugh lines!'

Man: 'Nothing is that freakin' funny!!'

chastity belt for the crusader's wife
 
 
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

male bashing
 
 
Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?

A: Whistle through his pecker.

what's the difference?
 
 
What's the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?

The dog will stop barking once you let it in!


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