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three men and a genie
 
 
Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, 'You will each get one wish.'

The first man wished he was 20 times smarter. The genie made him 20 times smarter. The second man wished he was 30 times smarter. The genie made him 30 times smarter. The last man wished he was 60 times smarter.

The genie turned him into a woman.

booger pick-up line
 
 
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
banking and sex
 
 
What do sex and a savings account have in common?

Once you withdraw you lose interest.

egg donor
 
 
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."


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