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the blond date
 
 
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No." Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No." A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask agin.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I want to stay up here with you."

logic prevails
 
 
A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on steel-belted radial tires. He jumped up, exclaiming that he would quickly buy four tires while the sale was on. The wife complained, "I don't know what's wrong with you. You are going to buy four expensive tires when you've got a crappy old car?"

The man replied, "Don't make such a big deal about it! I don't complain when you buy new bras, do I?"

take it like a man, baby
 
 
What did the woman do when she found out that her husband was gay?

She turned around and took it like a man.

a real screamer
 
 
How do you get your wife to scream real loud when you're having sex?

Call her from where you're at!


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