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brain transplant
 
 
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, 'Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.'

'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.

'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,' replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, 'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'

'Standard pricing practice,' said the doctor. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.'

woman -vs- computer geek joke
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Women don't take 3 1/2' floppies.

women pass less gas
 
 
Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

talk dirty to me
 
 
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.


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