Men And Women

Why are men like laxatives?

Because they irritate the crap out of you!

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?

A: Lay em' right the first time and they'll stay with you.

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they play road games and that whoever loses has to strip. They play every game known to man and the girl loses every time. Soon she is bare naked. The boy takes a long look and runs off the road. They slide into a tree and the boy is trapped in the car. He yells to his girlfriend, 'Quick, go get help!'

She says, 'I can't, I'm naked.'

He hands her a shoe to cover with. Desperately she covers her 'lower parts' and runs to the road. She flags down a truck driver and yells, 'Help me, my boyfriend is stuck.'

The truck driver replies,'Honey, if he's that far gone, I don't think we can get him out again!'

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.