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ray charles' wife
 
 
Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?

Neither has he!

a new set of golf clubs
 
 
'I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'

'Great trade!'

women and watches
 
 
Why don't women need watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove.
mr. macho
 
 
A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said, 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not.'


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