Men And Women

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Men And Women


honey, you belong beneath my feet
 
 
How are men and tile alike?

If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!

hand-eye coordination
 
 
What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?

Video games and porno.

top 10 benefits of being a woman
 
 
  1. Women got off the Titanic first.
  2. Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  3. Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."
  4. Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
  5. Taxis stop for women.
  6. Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
  7. A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
  8. No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
  9. Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
  10. Women never regret piercing their ears.
why women wear white
 
 
Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

All major kitchen appliances come in white.


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