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"That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
"No," he said, "it's got teeth."
"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"
"Well, I'm not surprised," the man said."Not with gums like that."
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How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. 'What in hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. 'I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!' he said.
'Last week my wife ran off with a cop,' the man said, 'and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!'
'Have a nice night,' said the officer.
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In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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