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good can of corn
 
 
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.

"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question

"Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!"

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket, too."

bad girls vs good girls
 
 
  • Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
  • Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
  • Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
  • Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.
  • Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
  • Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
  • Good girls say, 'Don't... Stop...' Bad girls say, 'Don't Stop...'
you can't teach an old cat
 
 
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?

An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

men and lightbulbs
 
 
How are men like lightbulbs?

You have to screw both of them to get a response!


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