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10 things men won't say
  1. Let's watch Lifetime!
  2. Sex is overrated.
  3. I don't want to go too far on the first date.
  4. Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
  5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
  6. I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
  7. My hips are too big.
  8. Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
  9. Does this suit make me look fat?
  10. I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
12- pack
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, 'Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'

The son then asks his father, 'What's the 6-pack for?'

The father replies, 'Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, 'Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....'

3 couples, 2 compliments, 1 adventure!
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
350 pounder?
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke!


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