woman dentist
'I would like to see a woman dentist,' said the first man.
'Why?' asked his friend.
'Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, 'open your mouth' instead of 'shut up.'
won't be needing these nikes anymore
A man lying on a stretcher in the emergency room asks the doctor if he'll be okay. The doctor turns to him and says, "Well, there is good and bad news."
"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"Well," says the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to half to cut both your legs off."
"Oh my God," cries the man, "what the hell is the good news?"
"The good news is," replies the doctor, "see that man over there? He wants to buy your shoes."
yo mama is so nasty...
Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?"
She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".
yo mama's so fat
Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!
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