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dead baby crosses the street
 
 
Why did the dead baby cross the street?

To get away from the abortion clinic.

bouncing baby brute
 
 
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
time for dental appointments
 
 
Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment?

A: Tooth-thirty.

a guy came home one day after getting fired ...
 
 
A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself.

He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there.

After the first few he felt a lot better.


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