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taking sides
There was a man who got into a car accident. He was soon rushed to the hospital.

The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.

The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."

taliban snippet
How come the Taliban are not circumcised?

It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

tell me about your circuit breaker
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it takes five sessions.

that's some sick ship, man
Where does a ship go when it's sick?

To the dock.


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