you're so ugly... doctor 2
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and said, 'This is going to cost extra if I have to touch its ass.'
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blonde in pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
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The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."
a brief visit to the doctor
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.
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The man was slightly deaf and said, 'What?'
Again, the doctor said, 'I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:
'Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!'
bulimic bachelor party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
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When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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