Medical

One, but it really has to want to change.

So the next guy goes in thinking, "Great -- just take a shower." But instead the doctor tells him that they are going to have to operate. "Why?" he asks, "The other guy just had to take a shower." The doctor says, "Well, there's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene."

So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.' The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him 10, 000 cans of beans and says, 'If this doesn't work then nothing will.'

The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.

The doctor anxiously asked, 'Well, did it work?'

The messenger boy says, 'Big fart, no chief!"

Soon they heard some clattering in an adjoining room, but still she did nothing. Finally, after an extra-loud crash, the woman casually told the doctor, "I hope you don't mind my Little Johnny playing in there."

"No, not at all," said the doctor calmly. "I'm sure he'll calm down as soon as he finds the poison."