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handicapped
What has 500,000 feet and still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

having to face the fact
Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.

Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?

Dermatologist: There's no more space.

healthy virgin
Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

hearing voices
Man: Doc, you've gotta help me. I'm hearing voices but I don't see people.

Doc: And when are you hearing these voices?

Man: When I'm on the telephone.


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