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After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
'Next,' the professor said, 'you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.'
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When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?" Then the man said, "I hiccupped."
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The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, 'We're going to have to remove your legs.'
Then the guy asks for the bad news.
The nurse says, 'The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers.'
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"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.
"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."
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