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careerist
 
 
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"A doctor?"

"And why's that?"

"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

roses are red are a rose are a rose
 
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.
sick hick
 
 
A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him.

"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol."

"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'

medicinal marijuana
 
 
Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

Because you'll get a budclot!


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