blonde trying to eat
One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with a carrot in one ear, a cucumber in the other ear and two peas up her nose. When the doctor asked what was wrong, she complained she wasn't feeling well. The doctor told her it was because she wasn't eating right.
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tell me about your circuit breaker
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One, but it takes five sessions.
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