lawyers aren't the only ones to object
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
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A: Their personalities.
shaggy duck story
What did one duck say to the other?
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What?
"Social Security!"
I don't get it.
You won't till you're 65...
old people and nastiness
A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the couple came back.
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"I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with my left hand until it gave out," said the man.
"And I tried with both hands until they gave out," said the woman. "And we still can't get the lid off the jar."
mixed breed
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?
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A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!
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