Medical

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

Doctor: 'I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have had a part in caring for, and healing thousands of poor people.'

St. Peter: 'That's great. Go ahead in to heaven. And what about you, dear?'

Nurse: 'I've supported the good doctor and his patients my entire life as an adult.'

St. Peter: 'Wonderful. Please proceed in with the doctor. And what about you?'

Health Maintenance Organizaton Director: 'I was the president of a very large HMO and was responsible for the healthcare of millions of people all over the country.'

St. Peter: 'Oh, I see. Please go in...but you can only stay two nights!'

'NEXT!'