prisoner at a hospital
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
problems remembering
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem? A variation Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?
Patient: What pills?
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem? A variation Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?
Patient: What pills?
results of the x-ray
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
should i file my nails?
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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