get a heart transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
get me an ambulence
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
he has one glass eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
help me with my hair
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox.
Doctor: A shoebox.
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