will it hurt me at all?
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
you're in good health
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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