what is your solution?
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
what will i do then?
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
Doctor: Sell!
what will it cost me?
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
will i live any longer?
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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