will i live any longer?
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
they are ignoring me
A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
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Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
i want to lose weight
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
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John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
a complaining doctor
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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