trampoline vs. lawyer
What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.
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The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from."
The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from."
Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
what's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
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A: The lawyer charges more.
lawyers and lightbulbs, case #2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
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