man walks into a lawyer's office...
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.
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“Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer.
“Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man.
“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”
legalese
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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goose & lawyer
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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A: Stick his bill up his ass.
what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.
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They both hope to be human someday.
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