lawyers stinkin' up the place
Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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There are only two handles on a garbage can.
saddam hussein in a foxhole
You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
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Shoot the lawyer twice.
the lawyer's funeral
A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.
"Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?" he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects?"
"No, we came to make sure he was really dead."
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"Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?" he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects?"
"No, we came to make sure he was really dead."
lawyers off bridge...
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Pollution.
What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution.
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Pollution.
What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution.
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