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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

747 full of lawyers
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

a few good lawyers
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
a lawyer and a politician
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.

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