knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bush!
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cabot!
Cabot who?
Cabotret!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cam!
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cass!
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castor!
Castor who?
Castorblanca!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!