knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twyla!
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Typhoid!
Typhoid who?
Typhoid that song before!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!