knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teachers!
Teachers who?
Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip..!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!