knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we'll always be friends!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me - I just got here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raleigh!
Raleigh who?
Raleigh round the flag boys!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Randy!
Randy who?
Randy four minute mile!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rapunzel!
Rapunzel who?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raoul!
Raoul who?
Raoul of law!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rather!
Rather who?
Rather not!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Reagan!
Reagan who?
Reagan maniac!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!