knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion who?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pharaoh!
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philippa!
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!