knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morris!
Morris who?
Morris another day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor who?
Mortimor that meets the eye!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning!