knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn't do your homework!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mali!
Mali who?
Mali Brown!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manitoba!
Manitoba who?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcus!
Marcus who?
Marcus a book in the Bible!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marian!
Marian who?
Marian money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marietta!
Marietta who?
Marietta whole cake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marilyn!
Marilyn who?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on a Sunday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marmalade!
Marmalade who?
Marmalade me said the little chicken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Martha!
Martha who?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again!