knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hagar!
Hagar who?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal about Eve!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haley!
Haley who?
Haleyen Nation!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy ha ha!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow will you go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up!