knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horatio!
Horatio who?
Horatio to the end of the street Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hot Air!
Hot Air who?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin'?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House boy!
House boy who?
Great, House boy you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock

joke?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard like to be outside for a change?