knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the centre of the Earth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johann!
Johann who!
Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who?
John with the Wind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who!
John the Navy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jussi!
Jussi who!
Jussi fruit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marilyn!
Marilyn who?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on a Sunday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marmalade!
Marmalade who?
Marmalade me said the little chicken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Martha!
Martha who?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn't ring either!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don't belong!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee!