knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elke!
Elke who?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eli!
Eli who?
Eli, Eli O!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-eed is love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ether!
Ether who?
Ether bunny!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Etta!
Etta who?
Ettaquette!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eugenie!
Eugenie who?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eunice!
Eunice who?
Eunice boy, let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe to no good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eustace!
Eustace who?
Come Eustace you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working!