knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac a trooper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lillian!
Lillian who?
Lillian the garden!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!