knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!