knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock

jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock

jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!