knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scissor!
Scissor who?
Scissor and Cleopatra!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sebastian!
Sebastian who?
Sebastion of the community!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seoul!
Seoul who?
Seoul food!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seville!
Seville who?
Seville you play with me?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seymour!
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sharon!
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sheila!
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes...!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelly Cohn!
Shelly Cohn who?
Shelly Cohn carne!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherbert!
Sherbert who?
Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry dance?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!