knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morris!
Morris who?
Morris another day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I'll go away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!