knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Denis!
Denis who?
Denis anyone?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn't ring either!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don't belong!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee!