knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-again!