knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!